we had some great threads on the old forums. quotes was one.
i'll kick it off
I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale; handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail; only last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick; I'm so mean I make medicine sick. Muhammad Ali
Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth. Muhammad Ali
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark. Muhammad Ali
Post by thesentientpasty on Jan 26, 2019 21:25:27 GMT
A fine ukulele song, The Big Rock Candy Mountain (you might know it from the film "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?") contains this fine line:
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, The jails are made of tin And you can walk right out again, As soon as you are in There ain't no short-handled shovels, No axes, saws or picks, I'ma goin' to stay Where you sleep all day, Where they hung the jerk That invented work In the Big Rock Candy Mountains